I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I have post one night stand depression
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