Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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