the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
soo... how was my night?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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