Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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