Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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