so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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