I will die if light touches me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
