David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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