It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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