No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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