Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
