how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Let's get the cat blown out
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
