the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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