I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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