this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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