i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
