how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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