How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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