She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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