Plan B is the new Plan A
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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