I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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