did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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