There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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