You really coming over, don't trick.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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