problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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