Me. At least after what I've been through.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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