Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I had to cum in my sink.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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