margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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