I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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