what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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