? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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