Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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