How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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