Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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