She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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