I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
