Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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