So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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