He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
no you cant smoke seaweed
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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