Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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