thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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