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You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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