make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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