Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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