did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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