Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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