And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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