Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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