i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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