My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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